Kennedy says Bush makes U.S. more vulnerable to attack from space aliens

Oops, that's next weeks headline. This is this weeks headline: "Kennedy says Bush makes U.S. more vulnerable to nuclear attack" Sorry about that, just getting ahead of myself. But just wait till the week after next, oh boy, now that's a beauty. Kennedy's head spins a full 360 degrees, and then detaches from his body, which melts, and then his head flies off into outer space on a flying saucer. It's a beautiful thing, being crazier than a loon.