October surprise? What October surprise?

Gazing into my crystal ball I think "they", whoever the hell, "they" are will announce in a few weeks that OBL's remains have been found in some cave in Tora Bora. And then Bush will hint that he strongly suspected that which is why he moved on to Iraq or some such. Wouldn't that knock out whatever wind is left in Kerry's sails... It's nice to dream isn't it.