How I met
Flying J's Mike "Deep Pockets" Miller, a fun story.
I first met Flying J's Mike Miller outside
the Preble Town Hall a year or so ago. I don't remember the
exact time. It was for a public hearing at the town hall and
he was outside the door waiting to be interviewed by Channel
3 TV News. I passed him and the TV crew on my way in the door.
As I entered Melissa came down the stairs and told me that
was Mike Miller outside and I should go out and listen to
what he says to the TV crew. Ok says I and out I go. I'm standing
on the other side of the door from the TV crew and Miller
looks at me with one of those I'm better than you and
why are you here in my presence I'm so wonderful
looks. The arrogant twit. He says, "Can I help you?"
with a tone that said he meant nothing of the sort. Well that
irritated me and I decided to be pro-active. I said no he
couldn't help me as I was there to hear what he had to say
and I gave him a look that said you arrogant
$%#^* who the #$%^ do you think you are you worthless piece
of $%#&. He decided not to pursue further discussion
with me. I watched and waited as the crew finished up and
started taping. I moved closer... and closer... until I was
so close I was almost in the picture! At first I thought the
crew would shoo me away but then I realized they would have
a better story if Miller said something to me while on camera.
The cameraman got closer and closer to Miller and so did I.
He was so close to Miller that when the piece showed on the
news later that night Millers nose was distorted, as you would
expect being only 6 or 8 inches away from the camera lens.
Miller made a stupid statement about everything being over
the aquifer and while I can't take credit for unnerving him
it was still fun. Over time Miller has proven time and again
that my assessment of him was accurate.
Apparently Flying J hired the PR firm
of Pushy, Arrogant and Obnoxious
to advise them. They're doing a wonderful job.
Frank Hogg
1/28/02