CNY WINTERS TO BE SHORTEST EVER!
It's all a matter of perspective.
If you live in Central New York you may be one of those who gets
tired of the long winters. I've discovered a way to make the winter
just one week long! That's right, one week! It's all a matter
of perspective. Since school days we were all accustomed to summer
being just two months long (July, August). Actually summer is
much longer than that. It's all a matter of perspective. Think
about it. Didn't it feel like summer when daylight savings time
kicked in? Overnight the days were longer and you could do things
outdoors when you get home from work. And aren't September and
October just a great time of year? I can't change the weather
but I can change my perspective. So I changed my calendar.
My original calendar didn't have any winter at all. I just went
from fall to spring on December 21st when the days
start getting longer. Many complained that this did not leave
any winter for the kids, so I made this small concession. Besides
we can all put up with just one week of winter, and it's nice
for Christmas.
So if you don't mind a little snow with your spring and fall,
you can use my calendar to get over the humdrum of those long
CNY winters. After all…
It's all just a matter of perspective.
Frank Hogg
10/14/2000 (Still summer)
PS Enjoy the last two weeks of summer, fall starts on October
29th!